Wahchoozin, pal

Butter my butt
Call me a biscuit
I'm crazy as popcorn
And tender as brisket
Hill, hill - hillbilly style
Hill, hill - hillbilly style! Yee haw

Yee haw
Yo, howdy folks

Yo, rollin' down the farm in the boilin' sun
Bumpkin and Lumpkin just havin' some fun
Kickin' up dust with a bop and a spin
Chillin' with a pumpkin and a wide gold grin

Butter my butt
Call me a biscuit
I'm crazy as popcorn
And tender as brisket
Hill, hill - hillbilly style
Hill, hill - hillbilly style! Yee haw

Hey yo Lumpkin, what's the plan
Let's bake a pie in a pumpkin pan
Crisscross that spice from my pusher's shelf
Mixin' it up, doin' it ourselves

Butter my butt
Call me a biscuit
I'm crazy as popcorn
And tender as brisket
Hill, hill - hillbilly style
Hill, hill - hillbilly style! Yee haw

Hey yo Lumpkin, what's the plan
Let's bake a pie in a pumpkin pan
Crisscross that spice from my pusher's shelf
Mixin' it up, doin' it ourselves
Hillbilly style

Butter my butt
Call me a biscuit
I'm crazy as popcorn
And tender as brisket
Hill, hill - hillbilly style
Hill, hill - hillbilly style! Yee haw

Crazy as popcorn on a hot stove
Hillbilly style
Hillbilly style
Hillbilly style

Get hillbilly funky
This is no hillbilly elegy
Pumpkin is all I can see
I want to dance with Vance
You're my
Bumpkin
Lumpkin
Pumpkin

Bumpkin's got boots and a bucket hat
Lumpkin got rhymes and a pumpkin that's fat
They cruisin' through rows with a radio blast
Old school beat and a pie cookin' fast

Butter my butt
Call me a biscuit
I'm crazy as popcorn
And tender as brisket
Hill, hill - hillbilly style
Hill, hill - hillbilly style! Yee haw

So if you roll by and you smell that pie
Just follow the beat, don't be shy
Out in the field where the west wind blow
It's the Bumpkin, Lumpkin, Pumpkin Show

Butter my butt
Call me a biscuit
I'm crazy as popcorn
And tender as brisket
Hill, hill - hillbilly style
Hill, hill - hillbilly style
Yee haw

My cow died last night
So I don't need your bull
Hillbilly style