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Ba da da da dam
Yo Melania

Yo Trump, you question everything
Yo Trump, have no answer to nothing
Yo Trump, you're a Joker right in this game
Your every message is a hustle, real bussin'

You deem to start your day, when others try to end it
You seem to feed your ego
When you know that you should bend it
Look at us from high above
Show us your disdain
Emotional lowlife, who cuts up rough, yeah cuts up rough

You ridicule the rationale
Spread hate with your rhetorical
Ignoring all the science
Serve your wealth and greedy clients
You cozy up to big oil giants
Aid disappointment and defiance
Destroy what's right with all your bias
Conserve your might with all those liars
Yeah, all those liars

Yo Trump, What's up?
Yo Trump, what's good?
Yo Trump, you chump I'm right in the mood
To tell ya, you are a Joker
Right in this game of political poker

Though you question everything
You're the answer to nothing
A vortex of antonyms, always corrupting
You answer everything without being asked
A Joker for others
But in my hand... you are my Trump

Yo! Trump!
Oh my Trump!
I'm so lucky to have a Trump

You constantly ignore what's important to others
You love to hate what they love
And you don't seem to bother
Never practice what you preach
And you preach what you want
A contradiction all over, they laugh - and you don't

You don' know anything about the world so you blame it
If you can't find it on a map you just rename it
What you care about is your blonde triple comb-over
If you could, you would send the Democrats a bomb-over

Jump! (Trump, Trump, Jump)
Pump! (Trump, Trump, Pump)
Hump! (Trump, Trump, Hump)
For the sake of the rhyme, you are a chump
Yo! Melania

Yo Trump, What's up?
Yo Trump, what's good?
Yo Trump, you chump I'm right in the mood
To tell ya, you are a Joker
Right in this game of political poker

Though you question everything
You're the answer to nothing
A vortex of antonyms always corrupting
You answer everything without being asked
A Joker for others
But in my hand... you are my Trump

You pretend to know how our world is turning
You know it for a fact
And you know it without learning
Scientists can't prove the climate change while california's burning
Your sermons so swerving, disturbingly unnerving
Your intentions usurping

Yo Trump, What's up?
Yo Trump, what's good?
Yo Trump, you chump I'm right in the mood
To tell ya, you are a Joker
Right in this game of political poker.

Yo Trump, What's up?
Yo Trump, what's good?
Yo Trump, you lil' chump I'm in the mood
We tell ya, you are a Joker
Right in this game of political poker

A Joker for others
But for me... you are my - Trump
Yes, you are my Trump!

Just a Joker for others
But for me... you are my one and only TRUMP
Yes, you are my Trump